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YOU KNOW YOUR A SKI PATROLLER WHEN:

…you know the name of every run on the mountain
…you know where every hidden rock or tree is on every run
…you know how do treat something that is very unlikley to happen
…you know the % of people who have an accident on their last run of the day is 100%
…you know more acronyms then you do friends
…other skiers/boarders hate you even though you may save their life an hour later
…you've seen more open fractures and broken bones than you can imagine
…seeing bruised or bloody body parts doesn't make you cringe anymore
…you aren't afraid to be touched or touch people in weird places
…you weekend consists of skiing from 8-6 both days
…waking up at 7am is waking up late
…you dream about snowboarding even in the summer
…you call terrain parks trauma parks
…sneak into the terrain parks when you know your not supposed to
…you know more number codes than you can remember
…you have passed more tests for patrolling then you ever had to in school
…you look forward to the free hot chocolate in the patrol room
…you know how to deal with crazy people
…you have memorized the biggest book you have ever read
…you know more outdoor medical care then a nurse themselves
…when every weekend for 15 weeks are booked
…you could drive to the ski area backwards with you eyes closed

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